Woman golfer to caddie, while trying out the Christmas gift of a splendid new set of irons: "Notice any improvement today, Jimmy?" To which the smart lad replied: "Certainly ma'am. You've had your hair done."
Getting a better cut
Woman golfer to caddie, while trying out the Christmas gift of a splendid new set of irons: "Notice any improvement today, Jimmy…
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