The Sentence

Chatterina plucked pregnant pauses

Chatterina plucked pregnant pauses

out of the lips of good neighbours

and knitted them into

a thousand words per minute.

Himself measured words

his phrases had short back and sides,

his verbs were anorexic

his nouns were Hail Holy Queens,

he mouthed the tight-rope of caution

he was fond of the silent `e'.

Chatterina was tell a tale and tell it well

and wrap it round a light-pole

and weave it up and down this estate

type of person. On top of that she was clean.

One day she was telling us about how

the Corporaton tried to evict her

because she wasn't wearing the orange lipstick

set out in article two of the leasing agreement.

She was galloping to the finish line

with words jam packed with pig-eyed plurals and steam

when a frog got caught in her throat.

After the stroke

himself finished her sentence.

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