Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘They want us to vacate this place so they can use it as a love shack?’
Three studenty types refuse to vacate a holiday home for Sorcha's old dear and my old man
‘Your old dear has sticky-out ears and legs like the William Dorgan Bridge’
‘Your dad is the leader of a political porty that believes women should have to re-sit their driving test every six months’
‘Adultery is like getting a dent in a new cor. Once you’ve done it the first time, it becomes easier’
Rueful Ross realises the old man may have amorous notions when he spots that missing Greg Norman hat
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