In a Word . . . Constant

When ordering a round, I rediscovered I was dealing with the rudest bar staff in Ireland

In a Word ... Sibling

One Christmas, I was stunned to find out Santy Claus knew my mother personally

In a Word . . .

. . . awe

‘Are you a real elf?’ asks a little girl. ‘Yeah,’ I lie

Patrick Freyne dons an elf costume to work alongside Santa in Arnotts for the day

In a Word . . . Orange

One of the very first messages Teresa May received was from the Portadown Orangemen

In a word . . . Santy Claus