‘I have lived so long. Why am I still here?’ Simon Cowell’s beady little eyes seem to say

Patrick Freyne: Britain’s Got Talent is back, its name now less a triumphalist boast than a pleading sales pitch from a waning superpower

I Can See Your Voice: Is this the show where celebs drop acid and see what happens?

Patrick Freyne: Paddy McGuinness is the lord of shiny-floor gameshows

Even superstars like Madonna need Sudocrem wonder balm occasionally

Tanya Sweeney: The iconic grey jar is beloved by other celebrities including Rita Ora and Amanda Holden

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Why do people spread the 5G conspiracy theory?

Mentions of a link between Covid-19 and 5G have increased on social media

Belfast phone mast hit by arson after claims over 5G link to coronavirus

UK media regulator says is monitoring broadcasters who spread discredited theory

Patrick Freyne: Britain’s Got Talent is making me want a no-deal Brexit

Britain’s Got Talent: The Champions: Union Jack thrones, dancing beefeaters, someone dressed like the queen. Maybe it is the queen

On TV this weekend: Ethan Hawke, Gino D’Acampo and Tracey Ullman

Frankie Boyle goes to Russia ahead of the World Cup, plus the final of Britain’s Got Talent

TV this weekend: The Rock takes on Graham Norton

Paul McGrath marks his anniversary on ‘Ray D’Arcy’, while Trinny Woodall appears on the ‘Late Late’

Shopping Spraoi: Swords

Vibrant suburb’s offers range from smart children’s toys to exclusive Italian furniture

‘Honor told Niall Horan that it didn’t matter how many limos or private jets he travelled in, he’d always have the whiff of the bog about him’