"There's only one Eoin Mullen, And the birds he keeps pullin', He's player of the year, he loves his beer, walking in a Bohs' Wonderland."

- Bohemians fans' ode to Dalymount sex god, Eoin Mullen.

"Nicky, Nicky Butt, Nicky, Nicky Butt, He's got ginger hair but we don't care, Nicky, Nicky Butt."

- Manchester United fans love their midfield dynamo, despite his hair colour.