Van Gaal says players must be ‘horny’ ahead of FC Midtjylland clash

Louis van Gaal was sitting in a room decorated with memories of some of Manchester United’s greatest European nights when he suddenly exclaimed, preparing for a game that he simply dare not lose, that his players would have to be “horny” to avoid another considerable embarrassment.

He will also be aware that a tie tonight against FC Midtjylland is not a natural setting to get the juices flowing and he admitted his team might be suffering because of all the scrutiny of his own position.

“I think maybe it can be an influence,” Van Gaal said, when asked if he suspected his team had been affected by all the speculation surrounding his job. “There is a lot of criticism so it can influence them, but they have to use their tools to ignore all the criticism because that’s very important – and not only the criticism of their manager but also about themselves.”

Ideally, the United manager said, his players would be strong enough mentally to use the swirl of negativity surrounding the club “as a means to prepare yourself properly” and ensuring “it should not be an influencing subject” unless it could be used as a form of motivation.

Yet his own analysis of United’s hopes, following on from the dismal 2-1 defeat in Denmark last Thursday, was not entirely in keeping with what might have been expected for a manager of this club – in particular to questions of whether his team should still ease past Midtjylland and, if not, were they risking full-on humiliation.

‘Diagonal pressing’

“I don’t know what you mean,” Van Gaal said. “No, I think Midtjylland has very good organisation, very detailed, and their players want to perform to that organisation. They play with diagonal pressing. I do that with my team – not many do – and when I see the data of Midtjylland they have always won against English opponents.

"Everyone thinks it [the challenge] is nothing but they have a lot of qualities. Everybody is thinking Manchester United have to win, because of the status of Manchester United, but you have to analyse the opposition."

United's opponents are breaking new ground making it into the last 32 of the Europa League, but Van Gaal said the Danish team's inexperience might not count against them.

“I was not a great player, as you know, but when I played in full stadiums I was always at my best. So it is not a good signal for Manchester United,” he said. “Most of their players shall be excited and, for them, it will be the match of their lives. It’s why I always say top teams have to cope with the resistance of their opponent. The word is ‘desire’ – be hungry, and a lot of times I use the word ‘horny’ to my players.”

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dangled his leg out of a tackle in the build-up to Midtjylland’s second goal. Mata, accompanying Van Gaal in the pre-match media duties, was reminded about that incident and the criticism that followed. “It’s something you have to handle playing for such a club,” he said.

“You have to be open to it but no one knows better than myself how I played.”

This time Van Gaal wants his team to “keep the ball better and move the ball quicker” and his intention, he said, was to pick his strongest possible team, regardless of the game against Arsenal on Sunday.

With his job on the line, Van Gaal must know anything but a straightforward win will invite fierce criticism. However, his chances are undermined by the club's injury issues and he confirmed he will still be without his goalkeeper, David de Gea. Marcos Rojo may be among the substitutes but Van Gaal said the game had come too early for Antonio Valencia and Adnan Januzaj. – (Guardian Service)