A chara, – Should I placed in a case and put in a museum? I could be some kind of interactive fossil from another age.
I realise I have never been to Ikea or the Dundrum Shopping Centre. I don’t have a smartphone. I have never watched a film on Netflix or watched a DVD box set. I have never bought anything online. I don’t have a credit card. I still ask for directions if I am lost.
I don’t have a beard and I still prefer Guinness to craft beers. I have no known allergies and I have yet to try yoga or take a selfie. I don’t drive. I have never been to the Electric Picnic. I still believe in all the guff about the afterlife and it gives me some comfort.
Any of you who may work in the museum or gallery sector, please get in touch. For a modest fee, I would be happy to be encased in a “How it was back then” glass case. It could be ideal for school history projects. – Is mise,
BILLY Ó hANLUAIN,
Dublin 12.