CUTS? - WHAT CUTS?

GER DORGAN,

GER DORGAN,

Sir, - According to Bertie Ahern we do not have cutbacks, we have adjustments.

We can now deduce the following from this:

1. Patients are not on trolleys - they are in fact on mobile beds.

2. People are not losing jobs - they are maximising leisure time.

3. We do not have waiting lists; we have hospital entry groups.

And now "Pinnochio" Ahern tells us that the Nice Treaty is good for us! - Yours, etc.,

GER DORGAN,

Ardbeg Park,

Artane,

Dublin 5.