Sir, – In anticipation of canvassers calling to my door soon, I have a small bundle of examination papers ready on my hall table. The heading on each paper reads: Oireachtas Entrance Examination December 2024.
Instructions for Candidates:
Pick at least two of the following topics and explain in less than one minute per topic.
1) Mica.
Venice Architecture Biennale 2025: Ireland presents an elegantly complex take on a richly simple idea
An encounter near Barcelona’s Sagrada Família taught me a lesson about other tourists
Wills and spouses: Why you cannot just cut a wife out of your will
In 28 Years Later, Brexit Britain runs screaming towards its Apocalypse Now. What took it so long?
2. Pyrite.
3) Bicycle shed equals the price of a house.
4) Unfinished most expensive children’s hospital in the world.
Unsatisfactory or waffley answers for either or both topic chosen will result in the candidate’s failure to get my vote. – Yours, etc,
NOEL SHANAGHY,
Faithlegg,
Co Waterford.
Sir, – Apart from various excitable media outlets, do I detect a serious case of apathy among the general public as to the date of the general election? – Yours, etc,
ITA McCORMACK,
Maynooth,
Co Kildare.