Small Potatoes – Frank McNally on A History of Ireland in 100 diminutives

Number 70: Drisheen (stuffed small intestines of sheep, considered food in Cork)

Number 26: “As lively as twenty leprechauns doing a jig on top of a tombstone” (Flann O’Brien on molecules). Photograph: Bo Zaunders/Getty Images
Number 26: “As lively as twenty leprechauns doing a jig on top of a tombstone” (Flann O’Brien on molecules). Photograph: Bo Zaunders/Getty Images

1 “Little Britain” (Ptolemy)

2 Scotia Major & Minor

3 John Bull’s Other Island

4 Saint Fechin (“the little raven”)

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5 A Modest Proposal

6 Lilliput

7 Little Ireland (Manchester)

8 Little Ireland (New York)

9 Little Dublin (Montreal)

10 Poitín

11 Scailtín

12 Shebeen

13 The Pro-Cathedral

14 Latchiko (origin obscure but possibly from leath-tiochóg, meaning “half of a small bag”, ie scrotum).

15 Leath-bhuachail (literally “half a boy” but also implying a 50 per cent deficiency in wit).

16 Little Musgrave

17 Little Christmas

18 The Little People

19 Little Ian

20 The Little Sugar Loaf

21 A Little Cloud (James Joyce)

22 An Craoibhín Aoibhinn (Douglas Hyde)

23 Myles na gCopaleen

24 Cruiskeen Lawn

25 Gawshkogue (copyright Myles, precise meaning unknown to anyone else)

26 “As lively as twenty leprechauns doing a jig on top of a tombstone” (Flann O’Brien on molecules)

27 The wee north

28 Our wee country

29 The Six

30 The twenty-six

31 The South

32 Mexico

33 Staters

34 The narcissism of small differences

35 Short Strand

36 The half bap

37 Cross

38 Ballybeg

39 Littleton

40 Goleen

41 Gráinneog (literally “little hatred” but also a hedgehog)

42 A wee slip of a thing

43 The wee county

44 The county of the Little Hills

45 Banty

46 The short grass county

47 Colleen

48 Maneen

49 Priesteen

50 Padraigin

51 Shoneen

52 Sleeveen

53 Jackeen

54 Gombeen

55 An Spailpín Fánach

56 Tadhgeen (“Little Timothy”, from St Paul’s First Letter to Timothy, advising him to drink a small amount of wine for his stomach ailment.)

57 Deoirín

58 Dropeen

59 Glasheen

60 Naggin

61 A Baby Power’s

62 Baby Guinness

63 Dreoilín

64 Divil a hait

65 A pint and a small one

66 Carrigeen

67 Crubeen

68 (Scaoil amach an) Bobailín

69 Cúpla focal

70 Drisheen (stuffed small intestines of sheep, considered food in Cork)

71 Abhairín

72 Aguisín

73 Alanna

74 Baitín

75 Banbh

76 Boreen

77 Beddeen

78 Báidín Fheilimí

79 Bawneen jacket

80 Cipín

81 Smithereen

82 Thrawneen

83 Come back again to me Mavourneen

84 “You’re sitting by the fireside with your dudeen in your gob”

85 Soccer (from the ‘soc’ in “Association Football”)

86 Small-ball game

87 Back-door All-Ireland

88 Covid All-Ireland

89 The minor match

90 The evil of two lesser

91 The Junior Cert

92 Mamailíneach (Kerry Irish for a small person with short legs, but also implying inveterate laziness)

93 A mhic

94 Naíonán

95 Ogie Moran

96 M’Asal Beag Dubh

97 Guinness Light

98 Croppy’s Acre (it’s 4.4 acres actually, or about 1.8 hectares)

99 The Fifteen Acres (it’s more like 400 acres now)

100 “Former TD, now running for the Senate”