#PopeBars: Twitter writes rhymes for ‘MC Pope Francis’

‘Gold rings, white gown, dishin’ verbal inquisition - I turn this game upside down like Peter’s crucifixion’

On his tour of Africa, Pope Francis gave a blessing at a refugee camp in St Savoir in Bangui, Central African Republic on Sunday. Thankfully for those on social media, he accidentally struck a straight-up hip-hop pose as he did.

A photo of the blessing shows Pope Francis with a mic raised, cool expression and his hands up. It has been shared widely on Facebook and Twitter, accompanied by some pretty hilarious Christianity-inspired rap verses.

#PopeBars then popped up on Twitter, as did a steady flow of rhymes - here are some of the highlights:

Gold rings, white gown

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Dishin verbal inquisition

I turn this game upside down

Like Peter’s crucifixion.

(Jonah Branding @JonahBranding)

Mary and Joseph...I ‘ship that,

Blood of Christ...I sip that.

Staying out on Saturday cuz,

Sunday school...I skip that.

(Vincent Marcus @VincentMarcus)

Psalms are sweaty

Knees weak from genuflecting

Vomit on his vestment already

Mother Teresa’s spaghetti.

(Riley Burns @RiiiLeY_Burns)

It was all a dream

I used to read Luke 4:17

Virgin Mary and Moses

looking over my papal mezzanine.

(Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII)

Yo holy water I splash that

Collection plates I cash that

Heal the sick no hazmat

Your sins I forgot that.

(Idk why I @HatefulNateful)

All other MCs

Your rhymes are spent

You’re Martin Luther

And I’m the Council of Trent.

(Serpent Socialite @walrusmaster)

This isn't the pope's first link with the music biz, as a prog-rock collaboration album featuring some of his recorded hymns and speeches was released on iTunes last month.

Dean Ruxton

Dean Ruxton

Dean Ruxton is an Audience Editor at The Irish Times. He also writes the Lost Leads archive series