And every week, our favourite piece of estate agents' guff.

Occupying around 14 acres of gently undulating seaside terrain, the property includes a wonderful sandy beachfront and commands breathtaking views north-west towards Inis Bofin and on to America.

From a brochure from old eagle eye himself, Danno Heaslip, in Galway, referring to a small seaside cottage in Connemara.