‘Do you remember,’ asked my brother on the family WhatsApp, ‘when Daddy bought an entire cow and put it in the freezer?’
‘I used to fear middle age, that I’d become invisible, unripe, unattractive, overlooked. But so far it’s fabulous’
All Together Now 2026 highs and lows: Kneecap, a Greta Thunberg appearance, and endless Portaloo queues