The All-Ireland Final

An extract from a play by Aoibheann Dunne, Chloe Foyne, Farrell Smith and Holly Reilly, pupils at Breifne College in Co Cavan, who participated in Tales to Scale, a project by Fighting Words

Cork's Ashling Thompson celebrates after the final whistle in last year's All-Ireland senior camogie final. Photograph: Ben Brady/Inpho
Cork's Ashling Thompson celebrates after the final whistle in last year's All-Ireland senior camogie final. Photograph: Ben Brady/Inpho

Scene One: At the All Ireland Match.

Ref: Advantage to the other team!

Aoibheann: That’s a load of rubbish!

Aoibheann whips out her hurl and points it to the sky.

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Aoibheann: (whispering) I’m gonna get you.

Chloe, Farrel and Holly on the pitch playing the match.

Chloe: Go on Aoibheann!

Farrell: This isn’t going to go well (sings Bruno Mars).

Holly looks up as she sees something descend from the heavens.

Holly: What is that!

Aoibheann: RELEASE THE CAT!

Catsa drops from the sky.

Chloe: Oh no!

Farrell: Here he comes (still singing Bruno Mars)!

Aoibheann and Catsa jump the fence and go for the referee.

Aoibheann: Let’s go ma boi!

Ref: AHHHHHH! HELP ME!

Aoibheann hits the ref with her hurl while Catsa goes for his legs. Ref passes out with the whistle in his mouth. He exhales and the whistle blows.

Farrell: The game is on (still singing Bruno Mars)!

All the players try to defend against the opposing team and Aoibheann sprints up to the goals, hitting everyone in sight with her hurl.

Aoibheann: Get out of my way!

Holly gets the ball up to Chloe who sprints after the ball. Chloe hits it to Farrell who plays a screamer and drops it into the box.

Chloe: Monty?

Monty is wrestling the goalie.

Holly: Keep her lit Aoibheann!

Aoibheann reaches the box and hits the ball into the goal.

Farrell: Yay (still singing Bruno Mars)!

Holly: We won!

Commentator: What has just happened here on All-Ireland Day in Croke Park folks – the gang has won!


Tales to Scale focuses on creative engagements between Fighting Words and Deis primary and secondary schools across Ireland. Creative workshops run by Fighting Words offer positive spaces in its centres, in local libraries and classrooms for young people to tell their stories.

Across more than 500 activities in 2024, Fighting Words met 9,352 young people from more than 200 Deis schools through workshops, summer camps, an after-school program called Word Warriors and its Book Project. More than 200 stories have been published at fightingwords.ie