Website of the week

UFN (Unofficial Football Network) Central Digest http://www.futurenet.com/ufn/

Ever wondered what Kevin Keegan's hairstyle (circa 1981) would look like on, say, Kenny Dalglish? Yes? Wonder no more - visit the UFN Central Digest, click on `Mullet Swap' and off you go. (What would we do without the internet?).

Apart from its gallery of footballers' dodgy hair-dos (featuring Peter Beardsley, Pat Jennings, Barry Venison and Carlos Valderrama, to name but a few) UFN also includes links to the best unofficial sites for most Premiership clubs and a `football funnies' section which lists some of the great footie quotes of our time.

Our favourites? Jacques Chirac: "I felt happier on the day France won the World Cup than I did on the day I was elected president." Marcel Desailly: "To be honest, so did I." Kevin Keegan? "That would have been a goal if it wasn't saved." Make that man full-time England manager.