`Kevin Pressman'

Pay a visit to Owls Net (http://www.sheffwed.net.au/), one of the internet's many unofficial Sheffield Wednesday sites, look up the `player songs' section, seek out tunes dedicated to goalkeeper Kevin Pressman . . . and weep: "He's fat, he's great, he's never let in eight, Kev Pressman, Kev Pressman". Now read yesterday's English Premiership results.