Chants of the week

"Niall Quinn's Disco Pants are the best, They stretch from his arse to his chest, They are better than Adam and the Ants', Niall…

"Niall Quinn's Disco Pants are the best, They stretch from his arse to his chest, They are better than Adam and the Ants', Niall Quinn's Disco Pants".

- Sunderland supporters, to the tune of Here We Go. (It's a long story, this one, but according to Quinn himself the tune dates back to a 1992 preseason tour of Italy with Manchester City, when he did a spot of disco dancing, in his underpants, on top of a table in a restaurant. City fans composed the tune, to commemorate the occasion, and now their Sunderland friends have picked it up).

Mary Hannigan

Mary Hannigan

Mary Hannigan is a sports writer with The Irish Times