Chants of the week

"We're even worse than we thought we were."

- Manchester City fans (who sang "we're s**t and we know we are" through most of last season) after they went 3-0 down in the first half of their game against Fulham last Friday night.

"Stick your England up your arse."

- Manchester United fans put club before country, in response to Leicester City fans' baiting of David Beckham at Old Trafford yesterday.

"Staying up, staying up, staying up."

- Charlton fans lose the run of themselves after their team's 0-0 draw away to Newcastle.