YOU know the old joke: Those who can, do; Those who can't, teach; Those who can't teach, teach teachers.

Well, cynicism aside, it's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it. Meet:

"Learn To Teach Golf . . . the world leader in training professional golf instructors! Our curriculum is approved by the PGA of America. Members and apprentices receive continuing education credits for attending our seminars and workshops. "Learn To Teach Golf is the world's foremost leader in training professional golf instructors. Unlike some others who claim to have you trained and ready in five days, (do you really believe that's all it takes?) we have an ongoing training that continues through our exclusive, Distance Learning Program.

". . . Learn To Teach Golf has been training people just like you for over 25 years. Our alumni include some of golf's top 100 teachers. Why should you choose us over one of our competitors? Come inside for a closer look!"

And indeed why not? It looks a good place for any young assistant professional to poke his/her head into.