"People have said to me already you did Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky a favour. You took them off the front page."
- Referee Jimmy Cooney, who blew the GAA into controversy last week, sees the funny side.
"I had an injury and could only use my right arm."
- New Ryder Cup captain Mark James explaining why he once played a round of golf in Sardinia with one arm. He scored 111.
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"Our investigation has not found evidence of doping in soccer."
- Ugo Longo, the head of the recent Anti Doping Inquiry into Italian soccer.