Daniel Williams showed a blatant disregard for public order. While the local community were attempting recently to enjoy their public park in Skewen, South Wales, there he was, selfishly whacking away at a golf ball with no thought for the safety of others.

Small wonder that the park attendant felt obliged to take action. Or was it? Well, there are other crucial elements to the story. Like the fact that Daniel happens to be a two-year-old who was in the company of his grandparents. And the terrifying weapons he was wielding were no more than a 16-inch long plastic club and a toy ball, given to him by his grandparents as a reward for becoming potty-trained.

"I couldn't believe it when the attendant stopped us," said bemused grandfather Keith Williams. "Daniel's longest drive is about seven feet." Aye bach, but you can't be too careful with these golfing types.