Irvine: "Michael (Schumacher), come and have a drink with us!"

Schumacher: "No thanks, I don't drink alcohol, I simply can't."

Irvine: "Why? Are you pregnant?"

"I think he is full of ****. I mean, they give the guy big boots to fill and all he can fill them with is ****. Everyone knows that Jacques is full of it." - Irvine's tribute to Jacques Villeneuve.

"He has something missing from his head." - Irvine's tribute to Ralf Schumacher.

Reporter: "Do you think there's any connection between the improvements in Ferrari and the fact that you've been allowed to test."

Irvine: "Well said."

"Out of my way, little boy." - His advice to Giancarlo Fisichella after they had a run-in at Barcelona.

German reporter: "You were very competitive in today's race Eddie. What comments do you have for that?"

Irvine: "Well, it's because I'm a big ****er."

German reporter (translating for live German television): "Eddie said that he has a very good car."

Reporter: "Has Michael Schumacher ever said anything to make you crack up."

Irvine: "No."

Reporter: "How do you feel about the (Irish) national anthem being played after you win?"

Irvine: "I couldn't give a **** which song is played or which flag is flown. I race for myself and for no one else."

Reporter: "Eddie, we saw some smoke coming out of your car at the end of the race - did you have a problem?"

Irvine: "No, that was just my brain."