"You put your left hand in, You put your left hand out, You put your left hand in and you shake it all about, You do the hokey cokey and you score a goal, That's what it's all about, Oh, Diego Maradona, Oh, Diego Maradona, Oh, Diego Maradona, He put the English OUT, OUT, OUT!"

- Scottish fans at Wembley on Wednesday remind their hosts of days gone by.

"All our players are house trained."

- Galway United supporters to their Drogheda visitors the Friday before last (a Drogheda player was spotted having a wee at the side of the pitch a few weeks' back). (Thanks to Julian for the chant).

"Where were you on Wednesday night?"

- Watford fans give Newcastle's Alan Shearer a hard time during Saturday's Premiership game.