"You'll never win the boat race."
- Three-nil down to Oxford, in yesterday's Division One game, Portsmouth fans hadn't a whole lot to sing about - this was the best they could produce.
"He's Dutch, he's cool, his name's `unpronouncabool', Jimmy Floyd, Jimmy Floyd."
- Leeds fans finally concede defeat in their search for a chant that rhymes with Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink.
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"He's crap, he's Swiss, he's taking the f***ing piss, Christian Gross, Christian Gross."
- Arsenal fans, paying homage to the Spurs manager last week. Alan Sugar's decision to sack Gross on Saturday suggests he shared their views.
