The two of us side by side, wouldn't that make a lovely picture, Jim?
- George Redmond, the former planning official, to James Gogarty, as they left Tuesday's Flood tribunal session
I don't have a bank account in the Isle of Man.
- Mr Redmond, in a Sunday newspaper interview a week be- fore his arrest for bringing home £300,000 from the island
I don't need to say anything. Sure you'll make it all up.
- Mr Redmond, asked to comment on his arrest
It would be both hypocritical and insincere on my part to offer the apology which you demand and I do not propose to make such an apology.
- Garrett Cooney SC to Mr Justice Flood
The new rule is: if anyone says it's a racial incident, then it is. Don't piss about.
- Sir Paul Condon, Metropolitan Police Commissioner, before the publication of the Macpherson report on the death of Stephen Lawrence
Bill Clinton is a cold bastard who might have been killed if he had not been governor of Arkansas.
- Juanita Broaddrick (56), who alleges the president raped her in 1978
You know how they say "never say never"? Well, never.
- Oprah Winfrey, asked if she'd run for president
I want a just vengeance. God allows me a vengeance. He allows me to feel like this because my wife of 40 years contributed to this country by having three fine children. These people ["Real IRA"] destroyed that.
- Laurence Rush, whose wife died in the Omagh bomb
Some really earth-shaking decisions are being made: these are really decisions between war and peace.
- US Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, on the Kosovo peace talks
In his work as a public representative and as a university lecturer, Dr Upton was a tireless campaigner on behalf of others. He will be sadly missed.
- President McAleese on the late Dr Pat Upton TD
We win, but we still lose because we don't have him with us.
- Mary Verrette, on the conviction of John William King for the murder of her brother, James Byrd jnr, in Texas