Sir, – Things I love: 99. The “Why go bald” sign. Still the most irreducible sentence I know. 100. A new sign near where I live: “Beware of rising bollards”. Vaguely threatening, puzzling and schoolboy smutty all at once. 101. Best of all, the small, fat, bald, middle-aged man on Camden Street last week. His T-shirt read “Cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians”.
Lost our sense of humour, eh! – Yours, etc,