Sir, - Unlike Ian Paisley, I am not too concerned about the nationality of Northern Irish cows, for the most part cows have remained nonpolitical throughout the duration of the troubles. However what is important, is a cow's religion. There is nothing as refreshing as a glass of cool fresh milk served from a good Catholic cow, but a glass of milk drawn from a mad Protestant cow, well that's a different story. - Yours, etc.,
Erne Tce,
Baile Atha Cliath 2.