Sir. Your Mr Deane (February "2nd) who is apparently a critic and composer. wishes to reach for his gun when he hears our beloved buskers in Grafton Street playing popular composers: Vivaldi, Pachelbel and Mozart. I am sure that if the matter is referred to the relevant labour relations and conciliation services (with support, including substantial funding from the taxpayer), he can be persuaded to put his pistol back in his holster.
Provided we can imbue the buskers with political correctness, surely we can persuade them to play his Concerto in A Temple Bar Flat, provided he has one? (I mean the Concerto and not the flat.) Meanwhile, our thought police can persuade the rest of us to keep our pistols in our holsters. My only question is: How will the shoppers react? - Yours, etc.,
Clontarf, Dublin 3.