Sir, – In response to Patrick O’Byrne’s suggestion that it would be a good idea to host festivals themed around place names (a festival of verse in Limerick, a horror film festival in Gorey, etc), I find it difficult to believe him, given he hails from Phibsborough. – Yours, etc,
Sir, – In light of recent correspondence in these columns, Donal Óg Cusack might consider relocating to Effin, Co Limerick, and Micheál Martin might consider moving the Opposition to Knock. – Yours, etc,
Sir, – Whatever about Friesian cattle in Birr, a bull in a china shop surely belongs in Knockcroghery? – Yours, etc,