Madam, - Recent reports on the condition of the National Aquatic Centre are alarming. Whatever else may be damaged by the leaking of millions of gallons of water into the ground it is important that the foundations of the State are not undermined. In order to stop these damaging leaks I now call on the Minister for Justice to have all lines to and from the pool tapped.
Any reservations that you, Madam, may have with this proposal are perfectly understandable. - Yours, etc,
BOB LYNAM, Old Barn, Kilsallaghan, Co Dublin.