Sir, – 330. He is so crooked that when he dies they will have to screw him into the ground. – Yours, etc,
Sir, – 331. If you have to sing, sing the song you sang at your mother’s wedding! – Yours, etc,
Sir, – My father used to tell me the following when I was young and skinny: 332. “You’d make a great pull-through for a rifle”. 333. “Only your ears stick out, you’d fall through a grating”. Is it any wonder I have “issues”? – Yours, etc,