Sir, This is an extract from a New York Times article on language "This department has savaged advertising copy writers .... but in the spirit of the season, a salute to the makers of Le Sueur peas who describe their product on the label of the can in no uncertain terms Very young small early peas.
Maybe they could toss in a couple of very teensy weensy baby commas. Yours, etc., Pembroke Road, Dublin 4.