Sir, - Although looking forward to seeing Neil Jordan's Michael Collins, what a pity we'll probably be denied the privilege of Taking the Mick, a surreal historical comedy from the Sodem and Begorrah pen of Eoghan Harris.
Imagine it - John Cleese as Collins, Danny DeVito as Winston Churchill and Demi Moore as Lady Lavery (nude scene obligatory). Gasp as Our Hero engages the Dreaded Hun, thrill to his sensual coupling with Hazel Lavery (Gee, Mickeleen - you're so rugged) and weep as the Big Fellow meets his doom in the Valley of The Squinting Windows. - Yours, etc.,
Lower Beechwood Avenue,
Ranelagh,
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Dublin 6.