Madam, – May I say what a relief it was to see the streets of Dublin’s city centre teeming with stumbling, intoxicated revellers from early Thursday afternoon until the small hours of Friday morning. For a moment there I was beginning to worry that we Irish weren’t consuming enough alcohol. As I cautiously made my way home from town by skipping over stream after stream of steaming urine, I thought to myself, “Well done to Diageo for ensuring that another day of the national calendar has been dedicated to our national pastime, binge drinking”. To Arthur! . . . To marketing! – Yours, etc,