Sir, - I note with alarm the report by Kathryn Holmquist of August 26th, in which she quotes "Black bunnies running riot", as recorded in the Connaught Telegrnph. May I offer a solution: -
The rabbit spends his days in mating,
His nights in happy copulating,
The end of this will not be funny
When we're buried deep in sur plus bunny. -
From Rathlin Isle to Mizen
Head
The Irish nation will be dead,
Our Emerald Island just a blur,
Buried deep in layers of fur.
So we'll seek you our with bomb and gun
And put an end to your foul fun,
When you attempt to spread your genes
We'll blow you into smith
-ereens.
While seeking mates with twitching snout
Be sure your sins will find you out;
Your day of reckoning is nigh -
Become a celibate, or die!
Now stop, desist, erotic beast -
Abandon now your lustful feast!
The time has come to tell you, rabbit:
"Sex is just a silly habit".
- Yours, etc.
Donnybrook Manor,
Dublin 4.