Madam, – No need for your Fintan O’Tooles, your Vincent Brownes and Simon Carswells. The explanation for the crash is in the cupboard – breathtakingly bad judgment. – Yours, etc,
Madam, – Photographers and journalists covering the Bertie-in-the-cupboard piece must be both commended and congratulated for their restraint in not closing the door and throwing away the key. – Yours, etc,
Madam, – Congratulations to Bertie Ahern. For once, an Irish politician without a pint of booze in front of them. – Yours, etc,
Madam, – I am not angry that Bertie climbed into the kitchen cupboard, but I’m raging that someone let him out! – Yours, etc,
Madam, – There is no doubt that Bertie believes the old maxim that there is no such thing as a bad press. – Yours, etc,