A name for the capital's wheel

Madam, – Following the ongoing discussion about a name for the capital’s wheel one can only make one observation. The wheel is beside “The Point” and a name is therefore “pointless”. – Yours, etc,

Madam, – Enough! Please, no more pathetic puns about naming that yoke.

Come to think of it, “That Yoke” might not be a bad name for it. – Yours, etc,

Madam, – Ah sure it’s not a wheel at all. Isn’t it the plate we’re all supposed to be steppin’ up to? – Yours, etc,

Madam, – The correspondence about the wheel has been going around in circles for the past few weeks. There is one blindingly obvious name for the thing, given its postal address. It should be “D1’” as in “De One and Only One”. – Yours, etc,