Madam, – Now that the wheels have fallen off the Irish economy, it seems fitting that one of them has been erected close to the unfinished Anglo Irish Bank headquarters in Dublin. – Yours, etc,
Madam, – I was on the capital’s wheel four times today. Is this a (whirled) record? – Yours, etc,
Madam, – In view of the proximity of the Dublin wheel to a well-known music venue, I propose calling it the Diddley-eye. (The name may also prove appropriate regarding what we have to pay to go on it.) – Yours, etc,
Madam, – How about “The Spinning Wheel” to reflect the fact that our politicians are always spinning and going around in circles? – Yours, etc,
A chara, – Ceard faoi “Rotha Mór an tSaoil”? – Is mise,
Madam, – Capital Eye. – Yours, etc,
Madam, – I feel it is important to say, basically, at this point in time, that the observation wheel could be named “Going Forward”. – Yours, etc,
Madam, – Whatever name the jackeens use, us culchies (cultured people) will simply call it “The Big Shpoke”. – Yours, etc,