At last, a solution

Latest joke from the north: as the wrangle over the RUC name goes on, and on, news broke at Stormont this week that in order …

Latest joke from the north: as the wrangle over the RUC name goes on, and on, news broke at Stormont this week that in order to preserve the name in perpetuity, Tony and Cherie Blair are to christen their forthcoming baby RUC.

And finally, from a reader, a poem

Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

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It plaintly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather I am wrong or write

It shows me straight a weigh

As soon a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

Its rar lea ever wrong

Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect all the weigh

My chequer tolled me sew.

Quidnunc is at rholohan@irish-times.ie