Watchmen lovers are watching Donald Clarke.
Darkknight123909:Just read Donal Clarks "review" of watchmen and he slams it and says its borring and stupid :o WTF! Your boring and stupid, Donal Fart. Go back to watching Norbit and uwe boll movies. That's what u like. You are probably alan_moore235's boyfriend. Lol.
He says that Watchmen is a comic. =( he doesn’t even know that it is called a graphic novel. My english teacher who is really cool and even likes muse and was doing a phd before his nervous breakdown says that it should be on the leaving cert instead of lame wuthering heights. Then clark calls silk spectre a “token woman”. He thinks woman are token. That’s so dumb. Hes a fag. lol!
And he gets rorsach’s costume wrong. And he doesn’t even mention Ozymandius who is like the most important character in the novel LOL!
My dog knows more about watchman than clark. LOL! LOL!
alan_moore235:Well, as I have said before, your dog is considerably more intelligent than you, Dark Knight. \ That is why you are often seen kissing him (and worse).
Oscar4nolan36833:ROTFL at your post, DK. Critics are all stuck up snobs who don't like comic books and make jackasses of themselves when they write their crappy reviews. They all like lame stuff like juno (which BTW is the worse film I saw last year) and are all failed film directors who want to make boring films in which nothing happens like Their Will be Blood (which BTW is the second worse film I saw last year). =P
Notdonald_clarke:I disagree. I find Donald Clarke's reviews amusing and insightful.
alan_moore235:I am pleased to see, Dark Knight, that your paramour, Mr 4Nolan, is, yet again, riding gallantly to your support. I trust that gay marriage is brought in soon, so you may consummate your affection. Your love can conquer all, but it cannot make Watchmen into a good film. Go and watch a masterpiece, instead. Like Fight Club or City of God.
Darkknight123909:You are a bigger fool than clark, moore. Your idea of a good superhero film is probably like Catwoman or Daredevil (not the directors cut on DVD, which kicks the theater version in its fat butt.) LOL!
Yeah, Oscar. Critics all suck. Watchmen made like 2.2 billion dollars last weekend. But they are all like its too long, its to violent, its got two many subplots. WTF! Schindlers List is WAY more violent but its in like black and white and set in france in the olden days, so they say its a classic. LOL! LOL!
I like old classics to. I have seen Titanic and Apollo13 and they were good but DK and Watchmen are masterpieces too. Clark and ebert and all those old grannies can kiss my butt. Actually I bet theyd like that. LOL! LOL! LOL!
Notdonald_clarke:I feel you are, again, being a little unfair to Clarke, who is really great. Read Screenwriter in The Ticket every fortnight!
