AILBHE MALONEneeds to wash behind her Minnie Mouse ears. Coz they #STANK

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Gucci Gucciby Kreayshawn. We're kind of obsessed with Kreayshawn. She's only 21, is mates with Lil B and sports Minnie Mouse ears as an everyday accessory. Imagine Cher Lloyd signed to XL and you're on the right track. On Gucci Guccishe brattishly raps about how she doesn't need to wear designer labels, as "I got the swag and it's pumping out my ovaries". A swag baby? That's something we'd like to see.

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As correctly reported by Pop Corner four weeks ago (not that we're smug or anything), Tulisa has been elected to X Factorjudgedom, and has since tweeted her feelings on the matter. "On my journey this far, rest assured the Tulisa you know isn't going anywhere. I don't no how to be anything other than myself . . . thats what I'll be. I hope I can bring that raw in your face, real element 2 the show ( the warmth/love cus you know I'm a softy at heart)." Never change, Tuls.

This weekendis lovely Lily Allen's wedding. Despite not being invited (yet), we've got our dress ready just in case, and have picked out a nice cheeseboard as a wedding gift for the couple. From what we hear, the reception's going to be a blast. Lily's hired her half-brother Ted Cooper to DJ. He's 12, and his DJ name is Ted at the Controls. Young Ted plays reggae and ska mixes, having learned how to DJ with his father's vinyl collection. He doesn't hold out much faith for his future at the decks though, saying "I want to be an antiques dealer and I'll probably do DJing at the weekends".

Poor JessieJ's only been a pop star for a little while, but has found herself the target of unwanted media attention. The Price Tag singer recently tweeted "I have had a tough week, according to the press. Ive been in a plane crash, im having a baby and now im in hospital after an accident in rehearsals. Can I smell bulls***? Can I smell rumours? Can I smell lies? Can I smell get a job and stop making stuff up? Coz it #STANKS"