Poor old Lindsay Lohan. A genuinely good actor, she looked to have secured a decent gig appearing as Elizabeth Taylor in the TV movie Liz Dick. The US reviews are in and they’re chilling. “An epic of stunningly cynical and pathetic miscasting,” the normally sedate TV Guide raved. “Lohan is woeful as Taylor from start to finish . . . ,” the Hollywood Reporter noted. “Badly paced, cheap-looking and encrusted with a tinkly, preposterous soundtrack that is designed to make viewers go insane,” enthused the Huffington Post. Oops.