A new documentary called The Nails of the Crossfeatures claims that, yes, the nails that attached Jesus Christ to his cross have been located. Director Simcha Jacobovici argues that he located the artefacts in the grave of Jewish high priest Caiaphas.

“What we are bringing to the world is the best archaeological argument ever made that two of the nails from the crucifixion of Jesus have been found,” he told Reuters. Oh, don’t be so cynical, folks.