In the spirit of public service, the Margin offers the following prayer for those involved in the wonderful world of office politics:

"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off and also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow."

And they say the old ones are best?