If you're a PR company and you've managed to lure Ivana Trump over to Ireland to launch an event, needless to say you're keen to get the word out. Hence the invite to come along to the Kilkenny shop to sip champagne and meet Donald's ex and Hello! magazine's favourite eastern European blonde.

Exciting and all as the prospect is, maybe its just a teeny weeny bit early "darlink" to put those invites in the post given that the party is in May 2000 and the venue is the as yet unfinished Four Season's Hotel in Ballsbridge.