Now there's a website for the man who has everything - except a life. Promising to free its readers from the pressures of "trying to be in and trendy", www.dullmen.com reviews dull books, tells dull jokes and lists dull events for every month. "In March, we like to watch maple trees during sugaring time. Sap dripping - just right to watch - the right pace, the right suspense," suggests the site run by the US-based National Council of Dull Men.

Laid out in shades of grey, black and white, it also offers a test - with questions like "Do you like to watch airport luggage carousels?" - to help readers find their true selves.