Cheap thrills for needy investors

A GLOWING opportunity has presented itself to the investment community

A GLOWING opportunity has presented itself to the investment community. The Ofex over-the-counter market in London has been provided with Britain's first publicly-quoted lap dancing club.

From next May, the Berkeley Playhouse in London will open its doors. A cool £2.1 million is being raised with a minimum £5,000 investment - although investors will get one "perk" in the form of free membership of the club.

The prospectus contains the usual boring financial stuff, but is illustrated with young women in various forms of undress. Goodness knows what awaits us when the new Dublin DCM market gets off the ground.