Anne Robinson: "Which 'K' is Britain's most widespread bird of prey?" Geoff Hurst: "Eagle."
"I would not sell Matt Elliott for £100 million. However, if someone offered that, I would feel duty bound to inform the board." - Peter Taylor.
"I believe I can win trophies at Derby." - Fabrizio Ravenelli pulls a leg.
"I can't see myself leaving West Ham until we win something." - Joe Cole commits himself to the Londoners for life.
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"I've heard some of Victoria's new album and it's frightening." - David Beckham.
