Madam, - In Cork last weekend Enda Kenny promised to give the Irish people "The Real Thing", if they vote Fine Gael. This was always Coca-Cola's slogan. Interesting comparisons spring to mind. Both tend to be full of meaningless fizz; both provide instant gratification, but if left around for too long, go flat; and neither is particularly healthy in excessive amounts! - Yours, etc.,
DAVID MARLBOROUGH, Kenilworth Park, Dublin 6W.